Return of the blogger-jo

Exactly how long has it been since I last blogged? Some 3 months? No it wasn't because I was lazy, it wasn't because nothing happened from then till now that's worth blogging, and of course it wasn't because I grew out of blogging and became very masculine suddenly and think that blogging are for worthless pussy losers and girls.

The one and only reason is because my laptop up lorry the moment I came back from India. Go figure. 6 weeks without the internet, well being online for 5 minutes every 3-4 days doesn't exactly count, and the moment I'm back in my home sweet home I find out that my laptop's down. Gone. Dead. Whatever you call it. Up lorry.

But that was then. Here I am using my brand new Acer laptop which frankly speaking isn't any top-class goods but good enough for an IT noob like me. Plus it burnt a big hole in my pocket so I'm gonna treasure it even more this time. Consider it a new year resolution. Protect this laptop with all my life against all the dangers it might face and the people who might seek to hurt or destroy it. Yes I'm talking about you little star. Don't even think about it!

A couple of strategies I drew up to protect this new baby of mine. No pirated software, no dubious thumbdrives or external harddisks, splurge on all the necessary software protection antivirus stuff, try to give it all the best hardware support I can afford, and most importantly, NO SURFING OF PORN. Yes you heard it. I just bade my beloved pornhub.com goodbye. I hereby decide not to surf anymore porn and any websites that will definitely infect my laptop with endless trojan spyware and shit. I shall download all my porn and store it under a folder call Ah Lam now. Matter of fact I already have some 2-3 clips sitting in there now... hmmm.

Right so comes the part where I fill you guys in on everything that went on during the period I went MIA. Or maybe I should do it next time. Let's talk about now, the festive season. I hate the festive season. I hate going out. I can't wear all my clothes. I can't fit into my jeans anymore. It's horrible. I eat and eat and I don't ever run or go to the gym anymore. I sound like a girl I know. Make it a fat girl.

And I blame you little star for the state I'm in now. All because of your late working hours and our insanely late dinner cum supper hours, I'm just getting fatter and fatter. And you always wanna order this order that everything eat abit and I'll end up finishing everything so I don't waste any. And your stupid snacking habits. Sushi, popcorn and nachos during movies. Arghh. I weigh some 78-79ish kg now. Maybe even 80. Exactly 10kg gained since I graduated from SP. What happened to me?

Why is my girlfriend so stick-thin while I'm so fat. Can you take away some of my fats please?

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Last Semester

Results for my last semester in SP are, well, pretty expected though not very enviable. B for IAP was the best I could ever dream/hope/die for after getting a B and 2 Ds for the 1st three CAs. I would honestly hope that Brenda, ZT and SB got the same grade as me actually, cause I don't think I did any better than them or any of us were at fault for our failings. It was a pretty tight group, probably the best project group in my 3 years in SP whereby everyone played their parts and took responsibility for the project. At the end of the day, we just couldn't deliver what the lecturers wanted and got crap results.

B for IAP is the sux0rz cause it's got 8 credit units knahmean. Getting A for everything else pales in comparison. Final cumulative GPA of 3.789, wack like...it's just wack. I keep getting crappy grades for those really important modules with high credit units. IS, ITAB and now IAP, omg.

Year 3 turned out to be a pretty good year for me, overall I only got 1 B which is IAP. Saddeningly I couldn't match my highest scoring season for semester 1 of GPA 4 (HAHAHA) but that's only expected. All that's left is waiting to see if I got my diploma with merit. It's not a sure thing, judging from my not very impressive GPA and the fact that I do have a disciplinary record with SP(being fined $50 by SMIT for playing DOTA in school wtf).

My manager handed me a tough audit case today which I was initially reluctant to accept for fear of not being able to handle it. It's a construction company infamously known for their messy accounts and revenue recognition, as well as an uncooperative accounts staff who enjoys bullying greenhorn auditors. After giving it some thought, I decided that it's too good a learning experience to pass up on, and if I somehow manage to complete this case I probably would have gained more benefits than my company or anyone else did for that matter.

To give an idea on how big this company is as compared all the small ones I've done, it's got 2 audit files and I spent the majority of today and probably tomorrow as well just trying to draft the current year financial statement by plucking in the figures from the management's accounts. This is usually a no-brainer job, much like collation, which requires 1/5 of the time that I've spent today. Add to the fact that I'll be doing my fieldwork in Woodlands, things are really not looking good for me at the moment. I wonder how deep it actually is in Woodlands, and how I'm gonna travel to the gym from there. Crazy.

On a lighter note, the trip with homies to Batam is confirmed! Collecting the vouchers and stuff on friday. Finally a successfully planned outing/chalet that does not involve staying over at David's house.

One more thing, my Prostar Whey cocoa mocha flavour and BSN Cellmass just arrived today. Can't wait to start on them tomorrow. Khim got really big from using Cellmass, I wonder if it'll do the same for me. Hopefully it will, he said that the SP dragonboat team members are all eating it! More motivation to train tomorrow, now hand me those weights.

I'm kidding, I hate doing squats but I still do them everytime. If I happen to have a good day tomorrow, more half-naked photos of myself will be up. I know my loyal fans have been waiting for that for awhile, or are you all just hooked to edison's version...

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