Facebook is killing me

Facebook is really killing me. It kept hanging and hanging and no matter how I try I just can't log in. Can someone save me please? Is it facebook's fault or my laptop's fault? All the wrong stuff I've been doing with my laptop is perhaps finally catching up with me now.

Btw, I've finally found my date for Valentines' Day this Saturday. Sorry to anyone who'd wanted to ask me out, I'm already taken. My grand noble task? Ensuring the safety of Sembawang Camp. Hahaha... I volunteered to exchange guard duty with my friend so he can go have his romantic date with his fiance this Sat. Tell me I'm like the bestest coursemate you can ever hope to meet man. I just realised that doing guard duty is a darn good way to hide from things in the civilian world. Anything you don't wanna face to outside, just volunteer to sign extra guard duty. Quite stupid, very stupid rather actually, but maybe I'm just xiang bu kai. At least I for sure won't see any lovebirds this Sat. Can any of you say the same?

I think I only told Hx before about memento vivere, but judging by the way I'm behaving I don't think it's matching my lifestyle at the moment. Seriously, I can't wait to get poked again but I guess the fastest will have to be in another 2 months. Probably after my outfield sometime in April. Look out for my chest by then. It's gonna be all good.

Alright I gotta prepare for book-in already, and seriously FUCK FACEBOOK. OR FUCK ME RATHER. MY LAPTOP, WHATEVER.