Return of the blogger-jo

Exactly how long has it been since I last blogged? Some 3 months? No it wasn't because I was lazy, it wasn't because nothing happened from then till now that's worth blogging, and of course it wasn't because I grew out of blogging and became very masculine suddenly and think that blogging are for worthless pussy losers and girls.

The one and only reason is because my laptop up lorry the moment I came back from India. Go figure. 6 weeks without the internet, well being online for 5 minutes every 3-4 days doesn't exactly count, and the moment I'm back in my home sweet home I find out that my laptop's down. Gone. Dead. Whatever you call it. Up lorry.

But that was then. Here I am using my brand new Acer laptop which frankly speaking isn't any top-class goods but good enough for an IT noob like me. Plus it burnt a big hole in my pocket so I'm gonna treasure it even more this time. Consider it a new year resolution. Protect this laptop with all my life against all the dangers it might face and the people who might seek to hurt or destroy it. Yes I'm talking about you little star. Don't even think about it!

A couple of strategies I drew up to protect this new baby of mine. No pirated software, no dubious thumbdrives or external harddisks, splurge on all the necessary software protection antivirus stuff, try to give it all the best hardware support I can afford, and most importantly, NO SURFING OF PORN. Yes you heard it. I just bade my beloved pornhub.com goodbye. I hereby decide not to surf anymore porn and any websites that will definitely infect my laptop with endless trojan spyware and shit. I shall download all my porn and store it under a folder call Ah Lam now. Matter of fact I already have some 2-3 clips sitting in there now... hmmm.

Right so comes the part where I fill you guys in on everything that went on during the period I went MIA. Or maybe I should do it next time. Let's talk about now, the festive season. I hate the festive season. I hate going out. I can't wear all my clothes. I can't fit into my jeans anymore. It's horrible. I eat and eat and I don't ever run or go to the gym anymore. I sound like a girl I know. Make it a fat girl.

And I blame you little star for the state I'm in now. All because of your late working hours and our insanely late dinner cum supper hours, I'm just getting fatter and fatter. And you always wanna order this order that everything eat abit and I'll end up finishing everything so I don't waste any. And your stupid snacking habits. Sushi, popcorn and nachos during movies. Arghh. I weigh some 78-79ish kg now. Maybe even 80. Exactly 10kg gained since I graduated from SP. What happened to me?

Why is my girlfriend so stick-thin while I'm so fat. Can you take away some of my fats please?